growlithed:

i dont procrastinate because im lazy i procrastinate because theres so much shit i need to do and its fucking overwhelming and i distance myself from it and do things that bring at least some enjoyment and then i get even more overwhelmed when ive procrastinated for too long i cant win its a vicious cycle

treesandtattoos:

twistedviper:

whorusszahhak:

perfectionistdia:

whorusszahhak:

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

Omg

(Source: fefarielle)

10knotes:

BABY DUCK FALLING ASLEEP

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

(Source: liamnpayne)

erisolsprited:

erisolsprited:

I just changed every name in this guys phone to ‘it is a mystery’ anD NOW THE ENTIRE GRADE IS TEXTING HIM AND WONT TELL HIM THEIR NAME IM LAUGHING SO HARD

THE TEACHER JUST ASKED HIM WHOS TEXTING HIM SO MUCH BECAUSE HIS PHONES GOING ON NONE-STOP AND HE JUST SAID ‘

ITS A GOD DAMN MYSTERY

(Source: ghostmeenah)

drarna:

the fact that axe handles are made of wood is the ultimate “fuck you” to trees

jakefromstate-farm:

why fall in love when you can fall asleep

the-vashta-nerada:

my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101

as in 

a class that teaches you how to climb trees

let’s talk about the american education system

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

(Source: dont-blink-korra)

vengefulbullwinkle:

gallifrey-feels:

earthgirldonna:

feferipixies:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

everythingis19:

cosmicsyzygy:

Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!

DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING

I NEVER REALIZED

are you serious

I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.

FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD

YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD

can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too

like voldemort couldnt even do that shit

molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that

who are you

pretty sure this whole series has been about the wrong wizard guys

Plot Twist: He is able to do wandless magic because his comprehensive understanding of quantum physics means that he is the only wizard/witch to actually understand how magic works.

You could not possibly understand how happy this makes me.

I have hope for the wizarding world again.

veronicaecholls:

#OH MY GOD #IT IS STARTING

(Source: veronicamarsmovieupdates)

fullmetalhymen:

sambic:

“the patchwork clutch or the personalised tote?”

The best thing

So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor” 

and all I can think about is

(Source: nightlockandfoxes)

allyson-wonderlnd:

silentlydrawn:

leepaced:

if you didnt ship the queen and joe as a child you need to rethink your life choices

#otp: you’ve been wearing black too long

it’s so true it hurts my heart

(Source: breadmayne)

(Source: runawaydoctor)